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Thursday 12 October 2017

Sex Position Of The Week - Sex and Lifestyle Blog - When Sex Turns Hilarious

Today we are going to share some of the funniest things people have had said to them during sex. Sex can be hilarious and a little weird after all.
Sex is great after all but some things can get lost in translation, or just should be said whilst getting down and dirty.
We start with first time sex -
"It's just like putting in a big tampon!"
It was her first time so she was on top fumbling around for awhile, and when she finally got it in she let out a happy little squeak and said that with the proudest expression on her face.

Try to leave movies outside the bedroom, unless its 50 shades of grey -
''My wife after sex once turned round to me and said "That'll do pig. That'll do."''
Quotes from Babe are never going to go down well.

A bit of wizardry is probably a bit strange to.
Shazam he said as he came, was that the day he became a man?


Maybe bringing up a tv show you watched earlier isn't the best thing for getting hot and steamy - unless you like the kind of thing.
We had been talking about vikings jokingly earlier so mid session she calls out "Pillage my village!" We didn't finish because we couldn't stop laughing for the next 20 minutes.

And finally we move onto food. as we all now food play can be awesome. licking fresh cream off each other etc etc but not when your partner doesn't know and not when you drop a food stuff into a sexy sentence or when food can make you sore.-
"Are you eating gummy worms?"
We were going Doggy style and I didn't think she would notice.



Tuesday 13 June 2017

The Hairy Swimsuit is a real thing - Do you want a hairy chest?

We had to write a blog on the new thing that is the hairy swimsuit. We are not sure what to think but we know this hair print swimsuit is going to turn head on the beach this summer.. if you chose to purchase and wear one.



Ever wish you had someone else's body while making your way from the beach to the pool, whilst on holiday?


An American company is offering swimwear for $44 - in the design traditionally worn by women - printed with a hairy male torso. 



The 'Sexy Chest One Piece Swimsuit' comes with the slogan: 'Make the pool boy say "WTF!"' and that's exactly what we thought. However people seem to be going crazy for them.



Not surprisingly there has also been some very strong comments regarding these hairy swimsuits and who can blame them, the is not something we are used to seeing but we are all for uniqueness so why not.

To be truthful though we prefer to see our mens chests on men and in something like this.
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Monday 29 May 2017

What did Zac Efron do to get his Baywatch body?

We all know this summer everyone is talking about the new Baywatch movie and looking at pictures of Zac Efron we can see why. Where has that weedy boy gone and what did he do to get that body?

Zac Efron looking Hot

Well the big question on everyones lips is - What did Zac Efron eat to get down to 5% body fat? 
His Diet was a 12 week plan of whole organic foods.
  • Lean Protein and a lot of eat 
  • Egg Whites
  • Brown Rice
  • Quinoa
  • Oats
  • Nuts and seeds
  • Avocado
  • Apples, Pears and Berries
  • All kind of vegetables


Zac Efron Baywatch

His trainer has
 never given away all the secrets of his diet, however it is believed he did say his fat, protein and carb macros were switched up every 2 weeks. He also drank 3 litres of water every day supplemented with unflavoured whey protein.

Diet wasn't the only thing he changed to get the body that we can only dream of having, he trained like crazy and had The Rock Dwayne Johnson as his training partner.
He did a mixture of Plyometric and isometric training as well as a lot of cardio.

Baywatch The Rock and Hasselhoff


We know whatever he did, it worked as we think he is looking hotter than ever. it just shows what you can create and how strong and adaptable your body can be. Zac Efron we salute you!


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Wednesday 24 May 2017

Sexy Boots - Thigh High Boots and Boot Fetish

At The Pantie Purse you know we love to cover the world of erotic and we thought we would bring to you the world of sexy boots and boot fetishes and fetishism.


Us women love a good pair of sexy or kinky boots, but did you know boot fetishism is a sexual fetish focused on boots. as we all know boots can look very sexy and have become a sexual attraction for many people, they re also big in the BDSM scene, as well as fashion and music videos. boots are one of the most popular fetish items of clothing and we can see why.

Celebs in Sexy Thigh High Boots.
Many celebs have rocked this look this season as last, including Beyonce, Rihanna, and Rita Ora. Not only do they look good when they are performing on stage but during the day and eve at a red carpet event. Sexy boots can be teamed with any kind of outfit and look amazing.
Beyonce in Red Thigh High Boots.

But celebs weren't the first to wear sexy boots. The first reference of boots as a fetish was back in 1868. Boot fetishism was then described scientifically in a book dedicated to female foot and boot fetishes in 1915. They were even used in sexual arousal research in the 1960's as scientists found most men get sexually aroused over a good pair of boots.

Boots are normally seen as a statement of empowerment and I know I feel empowered when I wear a pair. from the moment I put them on I feel taller and sexier.  This maybe as they are usually associated with the BDSM scene and boot worship. Also any good mistress will have a great pair of boots.

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High heeled boots are great for the figure. The elongate the calves and give you a longer looking legged appearance. A term which we believe came from America describes thigh high and sexy boots as fuck me boots due to their extreme exaggeration of arousal they bring. This term became popular in the 1990s and is still used today however some feminists believed this term wasn't good for women and said it was 'slut shaming', but who wouldn't want to fuck you if you had a great pair of boots.

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Saturday 13 May 2017

A Swinging Club For Everyone - Jaydees Adult Lifestyle Club.

Jaydees is an Adult Lifestyle Club just 3 miles off the A1 near st noets in Berkshire, so is easy to get to and its set on its own grounds and farm land, it is also very discrete. This Adult Lifestyle club run regular swingers nights in their fully equipped venue. The club is 5000sq ft and has everything you need for a great night.

Jaydees Adult Lifestyle Swingers Club


As you arrive there is free parking, you are then welcomed into reception and greeted by the owners and staff, all of whom are welcoming, kind and friendly. There is nothing to much trouble. After paying your small fee to enter, we were taken on a guided tour.

There is a large dance floor and disco area with chairs around the outside and a pole to the centre. After all you cant have a great disco in a swingers club with out a pole. The dj played a mixture of music all night that suited everyones tastes. Next to the dance floor is the dedicated bar area. You have to bring your own alcohol to Jaydees which is good, as this eliminates any high costs of being charged for drink at a bar. You leave your beverages at the bar which is manned by staff at all times. Opposite the bar the club had also put on a small buffet. For larger events the bar area can be opened up into a large marque. They have an alcohol policy and do not condone drinking to excess, after all no one likes a drunk.

Jaydees Kitchen 

Leading from the bar area is a kitchen, where tea and coffee is provided. You will always find men in the kitchen at a party, and this one has a seating area to. The kitchen leads to 3 places, you can go out the doors to the heated large outdoor smoking area, which is full equipped with seating and tables. or you can go through the door which leads you to the hot tub (which seats 8) and sauna area, the showers, lockers,  and private playrooms. Or up the stairs you go to the playrooms upstairs.

There are 7 private playrooms and these can be locked. You can book these rooms if you'd like to spend the night. One of the rooms had their resident photographer who can take a set of photos for you, anything you like from portraits to something a bit raunchy. The session was free and so were the photos, as the photographer love his job. These photos are not given to anyone apart from you or used for anything else by the photographer or club, they are purely yours.

So we take you upstairs, there are several play spaces up here, all public. There are several pieces of furniture scatter around, i.e spanking benches, crosses etc , that can be used, if you want to, there is also a large bed in the centre. There is plenty of seating everywhere in Jaydees. At the far left is a couples only room, featuring a large circular bed and seating, only couples can enter this room, and any singles have to be invited. This is a great concept.

Jaydees Play Area 
Jaydees hold different nights every month, some are themed nights, from naughty nighties, newbie night, couples nights and BBW nights. We know no matter what night you attend you will feel comfortable and welcome in this non pushy, friendly club. As not only is this club amazing, the people are also amazing to. The hospitality is superb.



Tuesday 9 May 2017

What's My Perfect Shade Of Lipstick? It's The Colour Of Your Nipple !!!

Yes you read it right !!! the perfect colour and shade of lipstick for you is suppose to be the colour of your actual nipples. Yes we were a bit shocked when we heard that to, especially as at the Pantie Purse we enjoy a bright lipstick.



This interesting fact and bit of weird news has actually come from doctors, yes doctors? The reason behind this is nature really is the best colorist, and she knows what compliments your skin tone best. I guess it makes sense?! Kind of!? Maybe??

So we thought well, your body changes depending on the situation, yes your natural nipple colour is more like a pale nude, or brown etc, but we enjoy our reds and purples. so what needs to change, according to doctors,to get that perfect lip colour, well your nipple colour this what!! and that's whats brought us to well... you guest it nipple clamps.

Well below we feature an array of clamps. 

Our first being the 3 ring nipple clamps, as Beyonce would say 'put a ring on it' and these clamps are perfect for that.

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We told you that we like our lipstick bright and we prefer it red, well the stainless steel japenese clover butterfly nipple clamps would give us the perfect shade. Tweet your nipples to intensive the pain, the pleasure and the colour. 

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Why not frame those lips? A nipple clamp and ball gag combo is just for you. Not only will it improve the colour and pleasure you re getting from your nipples, but that lipstick will be perfectly framing the ball gag.

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Whatever choice of lipstick you go for, whether this to match your nipples are not, we know you will always look fabulous.


Monday 1 May 2017

May Day Madness And Nudity

Its' a May Day and that means one thing in the UK.. It's a bank holiday. an extra long weekend, well for some anyway. And what do us brits enjoy on a bank holiday, a good old drinking session and party. We do like a bbq to but as we know bank holidays in the UK tend not to have the best weather and this May Day is no exception, but that didn't stop the students of St Andrews University stripping off in a drunken skinny dip.They must have been freezing as temperatures haven't been kind.



It's not the first time us brits like to get naked on a bank holiday, despite the weather. Last year in May a Hiker took a naked stroll around bolton for the Bank Holiday at the end of May. It was slightly warmer in 2016 with temperatures seeing around 19C. with many people hoping the naked hiker had protection from sun screen.


Us brits are not the only one getting naked Miami's TV's Jenny Scordamaglia goes clubbing naked. Yes we said it she got clubbing NAKED. The 28 year old model wore nothing more than a smile, a bit of body paint and a neck scarf. I suppose it takes the stress out of choosing what you are going to wear. 


In the past few weeks, we are doubtful that Jenny owns any clothes, as she seems naked more than she is clothed. She became a worldwide hit when she peeled off her clothes for a saucy cooking show.


We just hope she was careful as we don't think hot food and the naked form mix to well. But we can tell you one thing she looks fantastic and we love you folk out there that dare to bear.



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Tuesday 25 April 2017

IS IT GOOD TO WATCH YOUR HUSBAND HAVE SEX WITH ANOTHER WOMAN? - CUCKQUEEN RELATIONSHIPS

Have you ever heard of a cuckquean relationship? 
Have you ever considered being in a Cuckquean Relationship?
Though it exists in society, many people don’t like talking about it especially in public. In fact, those involved in it may openly deny being part of it. But truth remains that there are many women who love seeing their husband engaging in sexual activity with another woman. In fact, they enjoy watching this than they being part of the activity, and may help their spouses find a suitable partner.
Advantages to the Man
Experiment with other women:
Being allowed by your woman to have sex with another woman is not only a turn-on but also exposes the man to different sexual experiencing. What’s more, the partner doesn’t feel like he is cheating on his spouse.
Feel in Control:
Nothing is more exciting and satisfying than stopping your woman from having sex with you or any other person but you enjoy as much sex as you want with another person. You feel in control and also allow your natural manly instincts to takeover.
Spice-up a Boring Relationship:
Cuckquean relationships are more exciting than normal ones. A man can still have sex even when the woman doesn’t fell like and at times it’s the woman who pushes for this to happen.
Advantages to a Woman
Satisfy your Fetish:
Cuckquean is a fetish and just like other fetishes it needs to be satisfied. Being in such a relationship is the best way to enjoying the maximum satisfaction from a relationship.
Avoid Adulterous Partner:
Watching rather than being part of a sexual activity minimizes interaction with an adulterous spouse. You derive most satisfaction by watching your hubbie getting cozy with other people, or being starved of sex.
Ensure Husband is Fully Satisfied:
A woman who can’t keep up with the sexual demands of her partner will find relief in a cuckquean relationship. She only needs to encourage her partner or even help him find a likely mate. In addition to her solving her fetish, the man also feels in control of the relationship.
There you go.
Some reasons why men and women engage in cuckquean affairs and how it can be advantageous to the involved parties. The man is able to experiment with different women while feeling okay, he feels in charge and still enjoys sex even in a boring relationship. In addition to satisfying her fetish, a woman can avoid an adulterous husband and also ensures he is fully-satisfied. 

Would you mind being in a cuckquean relationship?
 



How many women would actually allow their husbands to have sex with another woman? If we talk about monogamous couples, the number is zero. In most relationships, marriage is considered to be the end road of all. It does not allow any of the partners to even feel the need to have intercourse outside the marriage. Monogamous relationships are all about trust and loyalty, and the maximum part involves physical loyalty.

But when it comes to couples who adopt a swinging lifestyle, it is not hard to accept that loyalty and love can be maintained in a relationship while allowing your partner to explore his hidden sexual fantasies. Swinging couples do not mind sharing their partners physically, because they are known to share a much stronger bond emotionally. This not just keeps the passion alive between the couple, but also substantially reduce the chances of infidelity and disloyalty in a relationships.
If you and your partner are thinking to adopt swinging lifestyle, as a woman, you would need to accept that you will be sharing your husband with another woman on occasional basis. On the other hand, swinging partners means sharing each other partners to explore your sexual fantasies, and your husband would love the idea to see his wife opening up to new sexual adventures with another man.
It should be noted that letting your husband explore his desires with your permission and in front of you is much better and beneficial for both of you. In fact, as per the latest surveys in the United States, the rise of the swinging lifestyle has led to 35% decrease in the total rate divorces. This means, if you are a couple who have had exhausted good number of years in your marriage, then giving each other the opportunity and freedom to explore your hidden sexual fantasies with each other’s permission is something that can save your marriage from evils like infidelity and extramarital affairs.
If you trust your partner and know that he loves you no matter what, there is no harm is letting him explore what he desires the most. You will realize that even after having sex with another woman, your husband will not show any indifferent behaviour towards you. Plus, you both will enjoy together exploring each others sexual adventures and experiences in swinging parties, events and clubs.


Monday 17 April 2017

Scarlett Moffatt Topless!!! - We never saw that coming.

We all know Scarlett Moffatt from rising to fame with her family on Gogglebox. With her funny and witty comments and loveable charm, the UK public loves her. But Gogglebox isn't the first time we have ever seen Scarlett, she featured in a program on MTV in 2013 called Beauty School Cop Out.

Scarlett Moffatt

The series was about a group of young men and woman working in the beauty industry in a Manchester Salon. It was made and produced by the same producers who created Geordie Shore, so needless to say it wasn't just about what went on in the salon, but what went on outside the salon to.  The series was raunchy from start to finish, with kissing, frolicking and even in one episode Scarlett stripping naked for a spray tan.

Scarlett Moffat Topless



Scarlett Moffatt Topless Spray Tan.

But from 2013 Scarlett has come along way. she is now a nations sweetheart and won the heart of the nation in Gogglebox, then we watched her weight loss journey and the release of her first exercise dvd, then book which flew off the shelves and became a best seller. 

Scarlett Moffatts Weight Loss
She was the queen of the jungle and landed herself a job on Saturday Night Take Away with Ant and Dec. We don't think the images from 2013 will ruin her career, in fact we think it may make us love this lass even more. We are sure theres a lot of things to come in the future for this northern lass.

Scarlett Moffatt Saturday Night Take Away



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Tuesday 11 April 2017

Tom Hardy Naked? And who is he?

That's right you heard it here, we will feature some naked photos of Tom Hardy in this blog. But lets start at the top, who is he?

He was born Edward Thomas Hardy on September 15, 1977, in the Hammersmith borough of London. He went to a public school and learned latin and was suppose to be destined for a high power job in a high brow society. but he reared off track and ended up in acting and aren't we glad he did.

At the age of 21 he won a modelling competition and was represented by models one.

Tom Hardy

In his late teens and twenties Tom hardy battled his drug and alcohol addictions. He said: "I went entirely off the rails and I’m lucky I didn’t have some terrible accident or end up in prison or dead, because that’s where I was going. Now I know my beast and I know how to manage it. It’s like living with a 400lb orangutan that wants to kill me. It’s much more powerful than me, doesn’t speak the same language and it runs around the darkness of my soul.
"In a blackout I could end up anywhere, I might wake up somewhere on the other side of London, or in another country or in bed with someone I didn't know, not knowing how I got there. Bleeding. This was on a daily basis and I was going to work, I didn’t want to appear rock ‘n’ roll, I didn’t want anyone to know I was out of control, but I couldn’t hide it. Eventually, the body gives up, my body told me - I was completely kaput, I was lucky I didn't get hepatitis or AIDS.

Tom made his screen debut in the Second World War television miniseries Band of Brothers in 2001, playing Private John Janovec in two episodes. After he was cast in the role, he dropped out of his studies at Drama Centre London. Which clearly made an impression on the movie world as more movies and acting roles followed.


One of his most famous roles was that of Charles Bronson, which brought him to the attention of Hollywood and put him on a top 10 actors list. This opened up further roles for him including The Dark Night Rising.


Most recently though we have seen him on our screen in great programmes such as the Peaky Blinders and Taboo. Both which have confirmed further series to follow. Tom Hardy is known to hate the celebrity culture and finds it boring so you tend not to see him out and about at celebrity gatherings, but we don't mind when he is giving us shots like this from his TV series Taboo.



Tom Hardy even appears as a guest reader on the BBC. With his smooth calm voice he has the perfect tone and such a friendly face to be reading stories to children and their mums and telling them to get to bed. A lot of MEME's came from Tom Hardy reading bedroom stories and we think there will no doubt be more one the future.






Tuesday 4 April 2017

What To Wear At A Private Members Club.

The question on everyones lips is what to wear at a swingers club? or private members club? well this blog is going to point you in the right direction.

Firstly what is a swingers club or private members club? Well as one of the best clubs in the uk, The Vanilla Alternative, which is located just off the uk's longest motorway,  says ' it's a place for like minded people to come and relax in clean, smart surroundings, secure in the knowledge that your privacy and discretion are top of our priority list. there club comprises of several play rooms, a fully licensed bar, with chill out area and dance floor. They also have a pool and bondage room. 

The Vanilla Alternative



So what clothes do you take when visiting a club such as The Vanilla Alternative? well check the date you are going as sometimes the club holds specialised theme events such as Bunny and Hefners Playboy Party and there fetish party. Depending on the event being held will give you a guide of what to wear.

There is no obligations to get naked, or to wear as little as possible. You can just chill out in the bar area and wear a nice dress and shirt and trousers for the men, if that's what you want to do. But as you're all aware The Pantie Purse is a bit kinky, so we're going to start with the fetish night and what we would personally wear. 

The Noir Handmade Fetish Collection and our new Demoniq Shibari Collections are ideal for such event. 

We start with the men and this piece is one of our favourites.. to be truthful we love them all.
The Noir Handmade Collection for Men, has a great range of wet look tops and trousers, that are not only comfortable but look really stylish. As they are made from high quality material they are perfect for a fetish night. They're designed to give you that edgy style yet be very wearable. 



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We love a good sexy wet look playsuit and think not only would this one below look great in a swingers club, on a fetish night, we even think it would be great for a night out in a night club.

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Why not let your dominatrix side come out with the below dress. looking elegant and commanding from the front, this dress is made from black wet look material that features a stretch for comfort. The back of this dress is very naughty indeed. Be dom from the front and sub from the back as this dress is just asking for you to be spanked.

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Are you feeling a little bit flirty yet fetishy, well this babydoll set from our Demoniq Shibari Lingerie Collection covers it all. in black Wet look with a red trim, you can be fiesty and flirty all at the same time. 

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We think this dress below is ideal for wondering round the club, its not only elegant but covers just enough and reveals just a little for you to be the temptress you know you are. 

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At The VA, there's no pressure to play and definitely no pressure to play in front of people. They have a hotel attached to the club, so you can book a room and take the fun into your bedroom. They also offer camping in the summer months to. They host there famous Festival of Fun, usually in September, which can be very hot.

Whatever you choose to wear when you go to a swingers club or private members club, we are sure you'll look great especially if you get your outfit from us.